Some of the best retirement quotes are funny, poking lighthearted fun at the shift from 9-to-5 to everyday freedom.

Funny Quotes to Say 'Happy Retirement' From funny retirement one-liners to quotes you can use in toasts to celebrate leaving the workforce, the right words can make a retiree laugh. Start or end a ...

Peyton Manning joked about his impending retirement decision during a speech in Florida.

The 10-time Pro Bowl selection celebrated his retirement from the Cleveland Browns on Monday.

Jason Kelce 's wife, Kylie, says her husband's retirement speech -- which included a tribute to her -- was heartwarming. And funny, too. The mother of three told Philadelphia's NBC10 that she was ...