Funny Quotes to Say 'Happy Retirement' From funny retirement one-liners to quotes you can use in toasts to celebrate leaving the workforce, the right words can make a retiree laugh. Start or end a ...

SARATOGA SPRINGS – Much to his owners’ delight Funny Cide ate the oat-and-carrot retirement cake state Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno, R-Brunswick, held up to him Friday without biting the ...

Retirement coffee mugs always make great gifts, especially if they say something witty or humorous. The retirement coffee mug serves as a reminder that they have no agenda other than their own.

Funny Or Die is putting its aging web platform out to pasture. Starting this summer, the digital comedy outfit will move FunnyOrDie.com over to Vox Media ‘s platform — and under the multiyear ...

To welcome your pal or loved one to the golden years, consider these funny retirement quotes to articulate your sentiment The post 13 Funny Retirement Quotes to Celebrate the Milestone appeared ...

Funny Cide was finally retired Friday, shortly after winning a modest stakes race at one of the nation’s remote tracks. The 7-year-old gelding earned $3.52 million before he was finally rested ...

8. Funny Gag Gift Add-Ons Want to make your loved one laugh? Add a few funny items to your retirement gift package, such as an "Ask Someone Else" notepad and "Retired" business cards.

At the Kentucky Horse Park in Lexington, the 2003 Kentucky Derby and Preakness champion basks in the attention of a steady stream of visitors.

Georgia DeClark worked in many capacities at Bethel Learning Center When the preschool children in Georgia DeClark’s classroom said something interesting, adorable and/or funny, she would run ...